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Cigarettes Can Save Your Life
Check out Gerard's Ultimate Cigarette Self Defense System and learn to kick butt -- using a butt! Flick here to enter. Check out the movie!

Gerardism of the Week
"I once saw a man get so angry at a smoker that he had a heart attack and died. I wish there was a word for that kind of darkly humorous twist of fate." Flick here to see more Gerardisms.

New-Smoker Diaries!
Inspiration from the hearts, the minds, the lungs of new smokers -- fresh from a How to Start Smoking Seminar! Flick here to go there! Check out the movie!

Send Gerard a "Smoke-Mail"!
Questions? Comments? Stories? More questions? Write to Gerard at gerard@howtostartsmoking.com and make your voice heard!

Gerard's Online Shop
Cool stuff approved by Gerard himself for you to buy and us to sell to you. Go there!

AVAILABLE NOW:
- The Way of the Smoker T-Shirt

COMING SOON:
- I'm a Big PANSY T-Shirt
- Bumper Stickers
- Ultimate Cigarette Self Defense DVD's

GERARD'S LECTURE TOUR
"SMOKING OUTSIDE
THE CARTON"
For dates, times, locations
and dress code, flick here.

GERARD'S CIG-e-CAM©
So even when you can't smoke one, you can watch one burn. In two speeds: Regular and Hyper!

GERARD'S SMOKING PROFILER
Find out within seconds if you're a potential smoker. Flick here

HELP GERARD HELP
THE NEEDY!
Send us your used cigarettes! We'll pass them on to those in need -- all over the world! For more information, flick here.

Welcome to
HowToStartSmoking.com

The only website dedicated to the worldwide mission of GERARD,
the most respected and sought-after SMOKING FACILITATOR still alive today.

(Last updated February 26, 2007)

STOP DYING FOR A SMOKE!
Check out the WEATHER CHANNEL before you go outside. Because dressing right is the best way to stay healthy.

ARE YOU A BIG PANSY?
Join Parents Against Non Smoking Youth -- and help your children fight the decline of teenage smoking! Flick here for more. And by the way, guess what our best-selling Bumper Sticker is...

Fun with Gerard: Slide Show and Downloadables
Check out our awesome slide show of Gerard -- and try to beat the record for consecutive viewings! Flick here. While you're at it, download amazing images to your desktop. Flick here.

Gerard's Ash Tray!
A grab bag of cool and classic Gerard stuff!
Flick right here, go straight there:
Gerard's FAQs Page: Frequently asked questions
Gerard's Web Resource: Approved web links for you to visit
Gerard's Kids Page: Cool stuff for your kids to do
Gerard's Most Recent Award: So many accolades, so little time!

BUMPER STICKERS
Drive while you smoke? Of course you do. How about a BUMPER STICKER that says it all? Check out our Top Five Best-Sellers. Created by Gerard and on sale soon. Only at HowToStartSmoking.com

CHEMICAL OF THE MONTH
Everybody knows there are over 4,000 chemicals in cigarettes. And everybody knows they're all really bad for you. But are they really all really bad for you? To learn more, flick here.

Get A Life!
When family and friends turn their backs, Gerard carries you around on his. To check out his fabulous Get A Life! page,
Flick here. Check out the movies!

COOL GERARD VIDEOS NOW ON YOUTUBE
How to Start Smoking: Two Lungs Beat as One NEW
How to Start Smoking: Bless the Little Children
How to Start Smoking: Living Life to the Fullest
How to Start Smoking: The Will to Never Quit